haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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