come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I need to wash the frat house off of me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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