Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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