ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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