Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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