You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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