went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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