I can't breathe out the right side of my face
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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