Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
And then he peed in my hair
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