And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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