were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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