His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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