I skipped work to stalk him.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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