im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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