White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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