it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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