I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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