our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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