shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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