its not stalking. its research.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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