I don't remember. Are we still dating?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Randomize
