We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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