im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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