In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize
