no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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