is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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