he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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