Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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