ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
do herpes really smell.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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