Betty ford says i'm here all night
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
