He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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