Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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