That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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