yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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