the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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