Do you still have your period?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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