butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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