got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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