he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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