New invention idea: vibrating tampons
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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