I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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