he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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