she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have fence marks all over my body
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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