No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.