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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'