I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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