is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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