walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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