This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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