he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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