Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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