she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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