ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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