Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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