Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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