why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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foreskin is a definite game changer
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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