Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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