Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
thus making me awesome and them whores
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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