Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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