haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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