he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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